Sir Anh Eats Hamburger
March 6, 2008

and says, "it was good".

Pick Up After Your Dog
March 6, 2008

Your best friend may be cute, but it's no fun when we step on your pooch's stink! Please remember to pick up after your dog. Keep the village clean!

Don't Stand Behind Idle Cars
March 6, 2008

Fumes emitted from car exhaust can cause wicked head rushes and the loss of brain cells.

Sir Anh Pulls Splinter
March 6, 2008

Sir Anh was seen pouring warm water on the splinter. He later came back and walked off the construction site carrying the large splinter in his two hands.

Two weeks later, the large splinter was found in Broadway and Canal St. Traffic is being directed around the large obstruction.

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Test Project Runs Into Snag
March 6, 2008

There was a larger splinter that has kept the construction crew at bay. Authorities have not found a way around the large splinter and are afraid of getting splinters in their hands.

The general consensus of the crew: "That's a big splinter!"

Test Project Begins
March 6, 2008

NYU's new test project began construction on May 2005. Everything has gone as planned, except the large shantytown that has emerged behind the construction site. Authorities have tried to buy the land from the shanty landlords, but have only heard low groans and high shrieks in return.

Kidmang Found on Orphanage Footsteps
February 28, 2008

A large-eyed infant was found on the doorstep at the Orphanage for Lost Boys on the morning of May 01 1990. His origins are unknown.

Police officers found a folded piece of paper, tucked in the infant's diaper side. Scrawled on the folded note was the word "Mang", which officials assume to be the child's birth name.