Bleach Spots

not that they're particularly important, but i'd like them to at least be visible...
if anyone [seriously, anyone at all] reads this, please let me know!

It Had to be Done

Oh, my fair brit
my dear professor Jaffe
though this isn't Cultural Lit.
you make me very happy!
Class seems pretty snappy
with your accent and your specs
even when my life is crappy
it's not nearly as bad as our texts.
When your class is next
I buzz with anticipation
Nothing me can vex
When armed with your inspiration
or fumbling half-true facts
not even a chair linèd with tacks.

*my apologies for not know how your name is spelled!